The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did successfully, well within the rules. You know, Jeff knows this, you know this, the fans know this: nowhere on that contract does it say, under any circumstances, 'Do not cash in on Jeff Hardy.'

I would, but I know where that hand's been.

If you give me the ball, you'll never see it again. Because I'll knock it out of the f*****g park.

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

All your heroes are dead! I killed them!