You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That's preposterous. Girls don't like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I've always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I'd walk over there and spit in their face.

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.

I think it's good to have different styles, though. I think it's good to have a lucha on a show, some Japanese flavor, I think MMA is a good thing, a little bit of the hardcore and the blood and guts is good. That is what makes a show for me.

I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house.