You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

A whole bunch of people told me that if I went to WWE, I'd never make it. But it's like I never heard them. I never listened. To me, I'm exactly where I belong. I feel like I was born to do this. Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

Stay down, David. Stay down.

I am the best wrestler in the world.

It's a good thing a DUI's job security.