I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into — if you like watching people get kicked in the face — come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.

I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you.

Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C...M...Punk.

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!