Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

For some reason, talking is easy for me. Practice does make perfect; I've been doing it for a while. Being out there in a high-pressure situation with a live audience and a live TV camera on you, it brings something out. It's very organic.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

I think health-wise, pro-wrestling is probably ten times worse for you than MMA.

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!

Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.