I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.

If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave.

I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.