John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

Different people are afforded different opportunities. I've been given some awesome opportunities, and I feel that I've always knocked them out of the park. But I've always been scaled back after that.

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me.

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.