John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard that a champion should dress like a champion. But I'm a champion because of who I am. Who I am is not that guy. If everybody wears three-piece suits, everyone looks the same.

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into — if you like watching people get kicked in the face — come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.