Where there is water, there are people.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.

It's a recipe for disaster.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.