If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.
All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
I feel like a tick on a dog.
Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.