I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.