Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

Where there is water, there are people.