I don't know if this qualifies as gentle reassurance, but right now this is all that stands between me and a Harley-Davidson.

I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.

Maybe it's shallow of me to have a wife that's so beautiful, but it makes things easier. To me she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

I'm just the last English twit, really.

I think it's quite extraordinary that people cast me as if I'm Warren Beatty: until I met my present wife, at the age of 35, you could name two girlfriends.

I don't know if there's a problem with original ideas... I think a healthy film industry should have a good supply of good, original writing.

Forget trying to be sexy. That's just gruesome.