If I were to write a book about the progress of getting to a third film, it would be a long one.

We've always been involved with America - I have a son who lives there and it's a big part of my life.

My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.

Just driving I just was in a car on flat ground and I couldn't make it go. Having ticked driving and taken three driving lessons, I just was unable to produce any motion whatsoever under perfectly normal circumstances. I think we've all been busted on driving, and riding.

Firth - all dodgy 'tache and frantic eyebrows - has got the sexual allure of a man who runs a swingers' club in Surbiton.

Hollywood hasn't aggressively pursued me. Neither have I aggressively pursued Hollywood.

You have to be ill if you want to get better.