Colin Quinn Quotes

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.