The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

What I love about comedians is their instinct is always to go against the grain. Their whole existence is pointing out the elephant in the room. Already you can see audiences are pushing back, but we're the ones who really can take it more than anybody.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.