So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

New York Stat agreed to pay $12 million to settle a lawsuit filed three decades ago by inmates swept up in the bloody 1971 revolt at Attica prison. The settlement will be paid in the form of chocolate bars and packs of Newports that can be picked up in the commissary.

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.