Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.