Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

What I love about comedians is their instinct is always to go against the grain. Their whole existence is pointing out the elephant in the room. Already you can see audiences are pushing back, but we're the ones who really can take it more than anybody.

I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.