California had its first medical marijuana job fair. Over 2 million people meant to show up.
Conan O'BrienPresident Obama has decided that he wants his presidential library to be in Chicago, not Hawaii. Today Hawaii's governor said, 'Great, who's going to want to come to Hawaii now?'
Conan O'BrienNietzsche famously said "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger." But what he failed to stress is that it almost kills you.
Conan O'BrienWhen it comes to being visionary in stealing, the Republicans do better than anybody. It's really something to see.
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