The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Conan O'BrienCalifornia had its first medical marijuana job fair. Over 2 million people meant to show up.
Conan O'BrienFor the first time ever, a black Republican woman has been elected to Congress. President Obama told her, 'You are all set. This country never turns against a black anything.'
Conan O'Brien