People are saying that Rick Perry is really tough because he has executed over 200 people. And that was just while he was on vacation in Florida.
Conan O'BrienA new Republican Congress is taking over. Sen. Ted Cruz has been appointed tooverseeing NASA in Congress. He says he wants NASA to focus on finding aliens so he can deport them.
Conan O'BrienThis week Apple stores are holding free computer programming classes for children. Or as that's called in China, a job fair.
Conan O'BrienThe beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.
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