Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.

President Obama has pledged $3 billion to aid poor nations. All of that $3 billion is going to the United States.

San Francisco is the only city in America where marijuana is legal but plastic bags are not.

I'd kill for 'somewhat frosty.'

The New York Times reports that Moammar Gadhafi spent his last days hovering between defiance and delusion, surviving on rice and pasta. In other words, Gadhafi spent his last days as a sophomore in college. That's what I did.

NBC executives say that if Donald Trump does run for president, they will not renew The Apprentice. So some good may come out of this.

The campaign to put a woman on the $20 bill has narrowed the choices down to four finalists. The four finalists are Rosa Parks, Harriet Tubman, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads.