People are saying that Rick Perry is really tough because he has executed over 200 people. And that was just while he was on vacation in Florida.

Tax day was yesterday. And marijuana growers are complaining that they can't write off a single expense thanks to federal laws. Well, apparently someone tried to claim the Phish tour as his home office and that's not going to happen.

In Montana, a math teacher is running for the Senate. Win or lose, she plans on demanding a recount because math is fun.

Donald Trump refuses to give details about his policy plans. Trump apologized by saying, 'When I announced I was running for president, I had no idea people would take me seriously.'

When it comes to being visionary in stealing, the Republicans do better than anybody. It's really something to see.

During the Democratic presidential debate Howard Dean started off by apologizing to the crowd for having a cold. Then John Kerry apologized for once having a cold while serving his country in Vietnam.

Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians.