They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.
Conan O'BrienToyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that crashes every ten minutes.
Conan O'BrienYesterday was the New York City Marathon. The marathon was won in record time by a Democrat candidate running away from President Obama.
Conan O'BrienThe Olive Garden is bringing back its 'Pasta Pass,' which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks. In a related story, Chris Christie just suspended his campaign.
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