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Conan O'BrienAccording to a recent survey, kids are receiving an average of 40 cents less from the tooth fairy. That's right, the economy is so bad that even make-believe people are feeling the pinch.
Conan O'BrienRev. Pat Robertson says that if more states legalize gay marriage, God will destroy America. He did say that afterwards, gays will come in and do a beautiful renovation.
Conan O'BrienDon't be cynical; it leads nowhere. If you work hard, and are kind, amazing things will happen to you.
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