Link Wray is the all-time legend.

First Lady Michelle Obama has posted an exercise video of her beating up a punching bag. But don't worry, Vice President Biden is going to be OK.

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was drive straight down the center and piss everyone off.

Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude... '

Don't thank your parents. If you were raised in a nurturing environment, you wouldn't be in show business. Don't say, 'Wow, this is heavy.' Of course it's heavy. It contains the shattered dreams of four other people.