Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed.

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?

The AMA is urging the Federal Government not to classify marijuana as a dangerous drug and do more research. That's what they said. It's a big story, yeah. Yeah, that request came not only from the AMA but also from KFC.

My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point.

It was reported today that Michelle Obama wants her mother to move into the White House with them. Yes. This is expected to be the first time Barack uses his veto power.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

The latest political rumor, North Korea ruler Kim Jong Il is close to naming his successor. Yeah, he said the only person with glasses big enough to replace me is Nicole Richie.