Texas senator and tea party favorite Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He pledged to lead America boldly forward into the 1950s.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz said if elected president he would abolish the Department of Education. But not to worry. He promised to replace it with the less expensive Bureau of Book Learning.

Donald Trump announced today he is running for president of the United States. Traditionally that means six more weeks of comedy.

Spread your hate. It'll last a lifetime.

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.

If Sony's not going to show 'The Interview,' that's it. No more North Korean movies for me.