In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.

The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it's nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets.

California Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. Or maybe for some strange reason they're just being paranoid.

Today, former President Bill Clinton met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il and convinced him to release two American journalists that have been jailed since March. Isn't that great? This is big, yeah. Or as Clinton calls it, another Asian happy ending.

I picked out my Halloween costume. I’m going as 'Slutty Madeleine Albright.'

Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians.