In China, people are selling their kidney to buy an iPhone 6. What's going to happen when the iPhone 7 comes out?
Conan O'BrienBig night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if you watched the entire infomercial, Barack threw in a free set of Ginsu knives for you.
Conan O'BrienRepublicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.
Conan O'BrienSome people are saying that the reason Michael Phelps isn't doing so well is because he let himself get too out of shape. I just have to say that I have been watching the Olympics, and if that guy is out of shape, I have been dead for five years.
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