Do you serve a purpose, or purposely serve?

You don't break ground by doing the same thing over and over and over. That's like standing in place. You have to risk to gain it all.

Take one more deep breath, savor it, and plunge forward without thinking. Do not allow yourself hesitation. Do not allow yourself a moment of doubt. Follow your instincts and go where you never would have considered possible.

From depression to ceiling fans, I've been through it all. I've taken almost every step that life has to offer and invariably I've found several different endings to my Choose Your Own Adventure stories. I've lived, loved, sacrificed and scraped for this existence, this paltry little city state I call my time so far. And by God, I wouldn't change a single frame of this movie.

When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.

You can make a thousand promises to yourself that you'll take that same fantastic love and give it to someone else, but the moment you see that person with someone else, it's like a gut full of razorblades. It never gets easier. And it shouldn't, really.

PETA. I would make everyone eat raw meat. [why] because I could.