Emo is pathetic. It's a tired attempt at making bad music cool, all while rocking dumb haircuts and unisexual belts. Furthermore, adding the suffix '-core' to a description doesn't make it innovative. It makes you look like a tool with no imagination.

I am tired of the superficial smiles that adorn the many ghouls among us. I am tired of the righteous indignation that hides beneath those visages that feign our best interest and deign to think we cannot and will not stand for ourselves.

A song is only as strong as its foundation, and when it comes so naturally in any setting, those are the songs that will hopefully outlive you, maybe even outlive the next generation of You.

She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!

Show me on the doll where Fun is a rock band.

It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit.

Live your life; whatever that life may be.