Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different.

Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale.

If this prinicpal thinks blogging isn't educational, he needs his head examined: he should be seeking out every student blogger in the school and giving them special time to blog more - and giving them extra credit besides.

Abnormal is so common, it's practically normal.

Put simply, I want to treat my readers as partners and not crooks. There is no future in calling your most active promoters crooks.

These days, tales of what Facebook did with its users during the singularity are commonly used to scare naughty children in Wales.

Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.