We're going to fight this battle with everything we have, and we will probably lose. But then we will fight it again, and we will lose a little less, for this battle will win us many supporters. And then we'll lose *again*. And *again*. And we will fight on. Because as hard as it is to win by fighting, it's impossible to win by doing nothing.

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

Where there's life, there's hope. Living people can change things, dead people cannot.

Stories are propaganda, virii that slide past your critical immune system and insert themselves directly into your emotions.

The accolade of your peers is very exciting, always. There's lots of good stuff on the ballot.

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I fireballed him as he was seeking out treasure after we wiped out a band of orcs, playing rock-paper-scissors with each orc to determine who would prevail in combat. This is a lot more exciting than it sounds. It's quite civilized, and a little weird. You go running after someone through the woods, catch up with him, bare your teeth, and sit down to play a little roshambo.