But I always wound up being the damn John, when I wanted to be the Paul.
I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.
The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes.
I surrounded myself with women when I was growing up because I had this horrible psycho father. Now I'm trying to really appreciate and like men more.
No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.
You know, if Nicole Kidman was a rock star, she'd be alot more professional than me, I'm sorry.