I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!
I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone or it will ruin my image.
I wish I was beautiful or at least wise, but I’m simply mad and violent.
These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants and a cellphone book.
Being famous is just like being in high school. But, I'm not interested in being the cheerleader. I'm not interested in being Gwen Stefani. She's the cheerleader, and I'm out in the smoker shed.
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