These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants and a cellphone book.
I'll always prefer to play with women and hang out with women, and I'll always be a feminist.
No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.
Unless there are pictures, I don't admit to anything.
But I always wound up being the damn John, when I wanted to be the Paul.
Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.