Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.
The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes.
If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.
Four inch nails is more like it!
Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team.
My mentors are people like Cameron Crowe and Carrie Fisher.