There are ten commandments, I've only broken three.
No guy is worth your tears, but when you find that one that could be worth it, he shouldn't make you cry.
Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.
But let me tell you something. Gloria Steinem never helped me out; Larry Flynt did.
How does Macy Gray or Kid Rock not win over Christina Aguilera?
[Kurt Cobain] had a lot of German in him. Some Irish. But no Jew. I think that if he had had a little Jew he would have [expletive] stuck it out.