You want to live the dream? You do what you want on your terms.
I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!
If you (the press) lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we both will sue.
No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.
There are ten commandments, I've only broken three.
Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.