Warren Beatty took an interest in my career at one point.

If you (the press) lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we both will sue.

The American public really does have a death wish for me. They want me to die. I'm not going to die.

Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team.

I'm offended every time I see George Bush on TV!

I wish I was beautiful or at least wise, but I’m simply mad and violent.

Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.