Warren Beatty took an interest in my career at one point.

There's even one for your titties. I haven't done the boobs mask one yet-you just stick it on your tits, apparently. I have to try it. But I did the foot one and the hand one yesterday, and it makes my skin crazy. It's like I just had sex for four days.

How can you love me if you dont know me? I stink really bad.

I can turn on the radio right now and be inspired.

You want to live the dream? You do what you want on your terms.

I would like to say in defense of the Christian religion that there are nice things about it. There really are. And Marilyn can tear up the Bible all he wants and I understand why, but... there's good things in the Bible. Good things. Like about, you know, not killing people, and... you know... not sleeping with people's husbands.

Everything that becomes true starts with a manifesto