The American public really does have a death wish for me. They want me to die. I'm not going to die.

But let me tell you something. Gloria Steinem never helped me out; Larry Flynt did.

I listen to too many people. I'm only going to listen to my gut for the rest of my life.

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.

Being offended is part of being in the real world.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.

Don't be bitter and mean 'couse you don’t fit in, it’s a GIFT. Look at you. you’ve got your individuality, you don’t have the herd instinct, you can read Neitzsche and understand it. Only dumb people are happy.