In rock stardom there's an absolute economic upside to self-destruction.

I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.

I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.

I had found The Runaways and I had seen Foxes, and I decided I was just gonna become a juvie, like Cherie Currie.

Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.

I'm covered with loser dust.