On Sofia Coppola's 16th birthday, way back in 1987, I stole a lip gloss from her Sistine Chapel of a bedroom. Years later, I left a Chanel lip gloss in the reception of the Mercer Hotel for her. You know why? I believe that you've got to fix your karma.

Being a rock star is like being a cult leader - you really have to be in your own religion.

There are ten commandments, I've only broken three.

I have a deathly fear of mediocrity and that nips at my heels and gets me into a lot of trouble.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.

Cocaine is like really evil coffee.

Being famous is just like being in high school. But, I'm not interested in being the cheerleader. I'm not interested in being Gwen Stefani. She's the cheerleader, and I'm out in the smoker shed.