Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team.
Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.
I'm pretty normal in some ways. In some ways I'm completely extraordinary, and in other ways I'm completely weird and eccentric.
I'm so proud of myself. I worked with anger, with the darkest things in the world.
Being a rock widow is not my job, so I would hire people to do it for me.
Princess Di is my sister, she just won't admit it.