I think when you get married, it should be forever. Even though I did get married once and it was annulled. I don't know. For myself, I just want to have kids by the same person and stay with the same person.

But let me tell you something. Gloria Steinem never helped me out; Larry Flynt did.

Unless there are pictures, I don't admit to anything.

You gotta be able to change worlds.

These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants and a cellphone book.

You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers… You will be a floozy and a slattern. He will be virile and a ladies’ man. You will be a freakshow, a retching wretch, a sloppy drunk. He will be charismatic, vainglorious, a ferocious drunk and Dionysian. You will be indiscriminate and desperate. He will be generous, tortured and driven.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real