Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.

I think when you get married, it should be forever. Even though I did get married once and it was annulled. I don't know. For myself, I just want to have kids by the same person and stay with the same person.

I have a deathly fear of mediocrity and that nips at my heels and gets me into a lot of trouble.

But let me tell you something. Gloria Steinem never helped me out; Larry Flynt did.

I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.

I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.

It's the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It's what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can't play chess. Go play checkers! Knights are the first piece you look at. They elevate the game. No chess master wants to lose her knights.