I'm busy and that's the way I like it - when I have too much downtime I get into trouble.

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.

Critics called me 'egregious' - I had to look that one up - and 'creepy', but now I don't read them, I weigh them.

Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch.

It's evolve or die, really, you have to evolve, you have to move on otherwise it just becomes stagnant.

It's not supposed to be easy, if it's easy, it's no good, that's the way I look at it.

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.