British fans are exceptional, but the American fans are something else. Some of them fly 500 miles to stand in line for three hours, just to meet me, then when they do they collapse.

My life has been, I suppose, the most incredible series of highs and lows.

British fans are exceptional, but the American fans are something else. Some of them fly 500 miles to stand in line for three hours, just to meet me, then when they do they collapse.

For me, everything has always been an accident.

I've been very lucky, this is my 30th year on TV.

Who needs drugs when you have Takeshi's Castle?

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.