Who needs drugs when you have Takeshi's Castle?

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.

It's not supposed to be easy, if it's easy, it's no good, that's the way I look at it.

I've got wealth and fame but I haven't changed my roots.

Coming from having absolutely nothing to having a few grand in the bank, it was a big culture leap. I think that's why I went off the rails a bit really, 'cause there was no training for it. They didn't do fame in schools.

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

Critics called me 'egregious' - I had to look that one up - and 'creepy', but now I don't read them, I weigh them.