Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

Today Monopoly added a new game piece: the cat. The new piece was chosen after weeks of online voting. Is that a surprise? Whenever there's a vote for something on the Internet, the cat always wins.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com.