Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

...slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does this need to be said by me?" "Does this need to be said by me now?"

I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.

Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.