That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

A lot of the U.S. used to be part of Mexico, including Arizona. But they're a bit touchy about that right now.

Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

I hated the summer jobs I had when I was a teenager. They were so mundane and repetitious, they deadened my soul. On the bright side, it was good training for this job.

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.