Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.
Craig FergusonSome people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.
Craig FergusonApple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.
Craig Ferguson