A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

Friday's turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend when U.S. stocks fall is that the U.S. dollar suffers.

I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.