Today Monopoly added a new game piece: the cat. The new piece was chosen after weeks of online voting. Is that a surprise? Whenever there's a vote for something on the Internet, the cat always wins.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

You know when you're a kid and you think, 'Oh no, I've got double math, this is never gonna end,' but then it ends, and it's like it never happened? That's like life.