The Universe is very, very big.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.

These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.